Easter Bunny Jokes

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Bunny Jokes

Q: When is an elephant like the Easter Bunny? A: When he's wearing his cute little Easter Bunny suit.

Q: What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A: A runny bunny.

Q: Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? A: He didn't have the hare fare.

Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? A: One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road> A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.

Molly Mole: What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy? Barney: What's a mattababy? Molly Mole: Nothing. What's the matter with you?

Q: Where do Easter bunnies dance? A: At the basketball.