Easter Jokes

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Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny? A: A good Easter.

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair? A: A hairless hare!

Q: Why are people always tired in April? A: Because they just finished a march

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide? A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball? A: A slam duck.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain? A: An egghead.

Q: What grows between your nose and chin? A: Tulips (Two Lips).

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road? A: Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A: A smarty pants.

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken? A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A: A receding hareline.

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head? A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)

Q: How do you catch a unique bunny? A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road? A: He was making the Movie

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work? A: Tired.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It's been nice gnawing at you.

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes? A: Your one hot chick!

Q: What did the bunny put over his sore? A: A eggage.

Q: What do ducks have for lunch? A: Soup and quackers!

Knock, knock... Who's there? "Ether"! "Ether" who? "Ether" Bunny!

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)

Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter? A: In the dictionary.

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? A: Hareobics.

Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack? A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show? A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

Q: What type of movie is about water fowl? A: A duckumentary.

Q: What is the end of Easter? A: The letter R.

Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in? A: Mallardjusted.

Q: Why is the letter A like a flower? A: A bee comes after it

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? A: Hot, cross bunnies.